
A family film is coming out called Tommy and the Cool Mule.
While little Tommy’s father is away in the military, he has to learn to be the man of a house. If only someone could show him the ropes. That’s where the Cool Mule comes in….voiced by none other than Ice-T. So good to say a hardcore rapper become a good role model. That’s just really sweet.
Are you frickin kidding me?
This is Ice T we’re talking about here. The ORIGINAL Gangster. The OG. Unless this is a mule that teaches little Tommy the art of pimping or how to pistol whip a derelict ho, this is a sellout of epic proportions. A
mule? I mean, at least he could have been a dragon or a bad ass tiger but a mule? Hey, maybe next we could take Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg and 50 Cent and cast them as the new Chipmunks.
Come on, T….damn, at least on Law and Order SVU you still kept that streetwise attitude. Dude, you may as well be selling panty hose on QVC.
If you think you can stomach seeing a hardcore mutha just hang it up, watch this trailer.
Tags: angry patrick, dr dre, hardcore, ice t, rap, sellout, snoop dogg, tommy and the cool mule

I knew this brother named Mitch
Stone player
He meet a girl, in five min. he lay her
Trucked crazy jewels
Hands smothered in ice
Been to prison not once, but twice
Kept a stupid thick posse
Made of thugs and
Crooks and hoods
and vet hustlers
Who were up to no good
But they all stood behind him
and watched his back
That’s the only way
To roll on the track
Bitches 2
By the artist FORMERLY known as ICE-T!