How many possibilities exist of what is under that fingernail she’s working? Now, how many of the things you just thought of were even sanitary? And if they have anything to do with Mr. Miagi’s destitute nephew, then it is likely even worse than you or I even imagined. Really, if you think about it, I bet there are scientists around the world who would love to clip that nail. I guarantee you the next black plague is in the developmental stages under there.
I would rather dip a ladel in an outhouse and do it like a Jaeger Bomb than let her fingernail get anywhere near my mouth.
And yet….she is still so damn good looking, isn’t she? Then again, so is a Coral Snake and I don’t wanna put that in my bed.
Tags: angry patrick, black plague, douchebag, epidemic, lindsay lohan, pandemic