This guy dressed like “Pee Wee Herman Goes on Safari” is none other than Marc Jacobs. If you don’t recognize that name let me help you out. Marc makes a living as one of the biggest fashion designers in the world.
Now, I can honestly say I have never bought anything of his. A) because I am not sure where one would even find it and B) because I imagine one shirt probably costs about as much as my car payment.
However, if you want to look like a 5 year old who was given free reign at the Salvation Army Thrift Store or a Dutchman on acid, this guy MUST BE the designer for you.
And by the way, what the hell is up with the solo suspended behind the tie?
I’ve seen circus clowns that had better fashion sense. No wonder designers and the people who wear them are all pompous turd wranglers.
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What about the triple-insulated lumberjack socks and wrestler boots? Is that a “man purse” that he is toting? If that is fashion…………I am sooooooooo behind! That might be fashionable at the “Mafia Summer Retreat” or possibly the “Wall Street Investors Pool Party”, but in South Arkansas, homes would get a beat-down!
That’s not Marc Jacobs in the shorts, it’s his boyfriend. Also, not suspenders. It’s part of his skinny tie. I’m guessing you’re an Ed Hardy wearing-boy.
Oh, well that makes it all better that it’s his boyfriend. Are you frickin kidding me? I wouldn’t be seen on the same block with someone in that clown-fit. And far be it from me to mistake the “skinny tie”. My bad. It still looks hideous.
I am not really all that familiar with Ed Hardy. My rule is, if it looks decent and doesn’t require a financial aid package, buy it.