Well, Megan Fox she ain’t but ok….

In the movie “I Love You, Beth Cooper“, Hayden Panettiere plays a high school cheerleader and the object of dorky Denis Cooverman’s affection, and in one locker room scene, the actress drops her towel.

“It didn’t bother me much,” Panettiere said of shooting the reveal. “I was fine.”

She added, “I have the body… if I can’t flaunt it at 20, come on! I might as well show it now.”

I couldn’t agree more, Hayden. Of course, this wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that the ratings for your show Heroes have dropped faster than a porn star’s underwear, would it?

Let’s get our facts straight here,

a)    I would likely shave my back with a cheese grater just to see you drop that towel

b)    That is about the only way you are going to extend your career. I’ve seen the show and I rank your performance level right up there with Jimmy Wigston. Haven’t heard of him? Well, he played Abraham Lincoln’s pipe holder in a riveting show that my third grade class put on.

Now that I think about it, I wouldn’t have minded seeing ole Miss Sharp drop the towel, either. I know I was a third grader but I caught her glancing at me. Some might say it was because I was climbing the bookcase like a spider monkey but I think she was just confused with the raw sexual power being put out by a 9 year old.  I’m sure her yelling out, “Shut that trap and get your keester in that seat” was simply a way to say, I really am turned on right now. Don’t you?

I think I may be rambling but the moral of the story is, more ladies should have the courage to drop the towel.

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