So, things have been really crazy lately. And no, by crazy I don’t mean incarceration or prison shower love scenes.
My schedule has gotten so full that I have, at times, neglected you.
Here’s what my plate looks like and how I am going to solve it…
MY PLATE
Be good to my family
Write rant for Corey and Jay Show (www.coreyandjayshow.com)
Promote upcoming shows
Perform at Anger Mis-Management Comedy Tour Dates (www.angrycomedy.com)
Write new stand up material
Manage website, update facebook and myspace (www.angrypatrick.com)
Learn lines for movie # 1 – Tuckerman (www.independentguerilla.com)
Learn lines for movie # 2 – Drain (http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=96126463550)
Write and direct music video for Finding Jimmy Hoffa (http://www.myspace.com/findingjimmyhoffaband)
Work on the 2010 Arkansas’ Funniest Person Contest (www.syncweekly.com/arfunnyperson)
(which will be at Electric Cowboy this year so we can seat everyone and not turn people away! AND….we are gonna have some BIG TIME COMEDIANS as judges and performers in some shows!
Work on the as yet unnamed benefit festival concert lineup for Within R.E.A.C.H. which benefits homeless youth in Saline County. This is gonna be a HUUUUGGGGGEEE event at the Saline County Fairgrounds and will have a lot of family activities and music all day long and at night it will be one BAD ASS ROCK CONCERT! HARD ROCK! Did I mention it will be on Halloween? Oct 31, 2009
Book other upcoming comedy shows (like July 25th when Keith Terry (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2464063305431831935) comes to town. That dude is the real deal. He’s been opening for Michael Buble on tour. This cat is so good that I’M opening for him! )
That doesn’t even count things like eating and hanging the occasional monkey tail.
So, to the solution…
From time to time when I am overloaded and cannot be here, I will unleash Matthew Baker, Esquire upon you. It is with great shame and head hanging I bring him into your life and yet, strangely, I feel so good about it. If you wanna see his style before he starts popping in here and there, go to www.esquireonline.net
Meanwhile, I will be working hard to keep my smart assery here on a daily basis and thanks for your angry love!
Patrick
