What the hell happened here? I mean, don’t get me wrong, on the scale of “Yeah, I’d hit that”, Kelly Osborne ranks somewhere between a feral tiger and the exhaust pipe  of my Nissan but daaaaamnnnn.  It looks like she doused her head in bleach and then got stuck under a Troy Bilt 834. It’s like when the stylist said, “What are we doing with your hair today?” She said, “What I’d like is for EVERY SINGLE STRAND to be a different length…and could you make it the same color as one of those freeway cones?”

Hey …remember those troll dolls we had when we were kids? Yeah, I’d hit that first. Really….this is awful.