Apparently, Mariah Carey is using her new music video (where do you even see those at? It damn sure ain’t on MTV) to get Eminem back for all his sh** talking the past few months.

Sadly, I think she may look more manly than he does.  That really bothers me because I have always kinda thought Mariah was hot and ummmm…..

Why the hell does the one of her in the hoodie remind me of a rap version of Colonel Sanders?

I’m sorry, Mariah, but you are permanently removed from what I like to call “The Shower List”.

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