picture courtesy of www.webstersismybitch.com

Normally, when you see something like this it means you are about to be asked for a dollar followed by the statement, “My car broke down and I just need bus fare to get to Michigan because my mom is really sick.” I did say NORMALLY that’s what you would hear. But this is Oscar nominee, Mickey Rourke, who is clearly out of his damned mind. I would expect having a conversation with him to be just slightly less coherant than my 19 month old who really only says mama, dada and digga-digga-digga, whatever the hell that means. I do imagine that Mickey’s choice of vocab might be somewhat different. Instead of mama and dada it might be smoka and cracka. And then he would probably still say digga-digga-digga.

And, I swear to God, I looked at that same shirt at Kohl’s just the other day….I was thinking about buying it….FOR MY WIFE. Back to my point…Any man that would wear that shirt is either completely out of his gourd and huffing paint all week long or he is packing something that looks like a fire extinguisher in his pants. Either way, is that a situation where you say to yourself, “Yeah, I could date him.”. Girls and guys….please chime in and let me know what that would be like…

If you see this guy anywhere around I suggest you look the other way. NO EYE CONTACT AT ALL! You might even start yelling rape just to be safe.

p.s. Real nice touch with the beer in the pocket. That’s class all the way!