When the hell did Marilyn Manson become the Emperor from Star Wars? I look at this dude and think one of two things:  A) He wants to build a giant round space station and dominate the galaxy or B) he just joined a Gay Monestary .  And, now that I look at it again, he could also be soon be completely regenerated and only Brendan Fraser could save us from total doom. Or he could be Nick Cage in drag. Wow. I never noticed the resemblance before. Except I don’t think Nick Cage’s jaw looks offset to one side by 4.2 inches like ole Emperor Goth here.

But, all that aside…Marilyn….pssst….hey buddy….YOU LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN IDIOT! You were already ugly but now you are ugly and in need of fashion advice and probably a shower.

Somebody tell me how this doucheknuckle has been able to get jiggy with Dita Von Teese and Evan Rachel Wood?  I swear to God if this dude worked at the DMV he would spend his life a virgin but give an assclown money and a microphone and ya got solid gold. Wait a minute….I just described …me. Except without the whole money part.