Ok….I have had enough of this whole Lady Gaga thing. She is supposed to be a fashion trendsetter and that might be true if your idea of fashion is looking like a complete ass. Apparently she stole grandma’s cup doilies and glued them on her nipples. And, by the size of those doilies, I think we might just have a Guinness World Record on areola span here. Jesus H Robinson! You could run an ad with a full size picture of a lobster dinner on those things! Maybe that’s what she should do. Instead of electrical tape and doilies she could just rent them out as ad space. I’m thinking Krispy Kreme or Starbucks might be good. Then again, I have to think whatever the logo is for this company would be PERFECT!