Pet Fashion Week 09 was held this past weekend at the New York Metropolitan.  According to the website Pet Fashion week was created to provide a gallery for the refined pet lifestyle. The big event was a pageant that featured dogs and cats dressed in the latest fashions from New York and Paris, some of which cost thousands of dollars. Ahhhh man, that sounds like fun!

Are you frickin kidding me!

What the hell is wrong with people? Let’s just get this out there right now….if you put your dog in one of those stupid doggie outfits from PetCo then you are an idiot BUT if you literally spend thousands of dollars to dress your dog in a Versace gown and walk it down a runway, then you are a prissy ass, slack-jawed, ball gargling, ham-waxing, no life having, douchetastic little fruit fly who likely needs to be kicked in the crotch until reality comes back into focus.

And you know what really makes me sick? When people refer to their dogs or cats as their kids. Again, you self-deluded, asswipes….having a dog isn’t even remotely like having a kid.

You see, when I get mad at my two-year-old, I can’t just chuck him in the garage with a bowl of Science Diet and leave him to crap all over the place. Oh, don’t think I haven’t thought about it but I can’t.  When you call your dogs and cats “your kids” it just lets me know that you were likely too stupid to figure out how human breeding works so you just gave up and started playing dress up with Rover.

As a matter of fact, now that I think about it, I may need to recant. Please keep dressing up your dogs because God forbid if you did have children the kind of idiots they would be.

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