Apparently, I can’t win for losing when it comes to pictures of women tonight. I went from the “I make Janet Reno look hot” Christine to Mel B and her man-abs. I’m sorry, but it’s not hot if I look at your stomach and the only think that comes to mind is the rib basket at Shorty Smalls.

I am gonna have to go google Megan Fox just to try and heal my corneas.