Here is a delightful picture of Cynthia Nixon from Sex and the City and her girlfriend, Christine Marinoni.

Ok….let me just get it out there….on genreral terms, I am a huge advocate for gay rights. Now, having said that, the picture above has me not only reconsidering the possibility of gay marriage but ALL marriage.

Second, you can call that thing “Christine” all you want but you can’t convince me that’s a woman. If I were a gambling man I would lay my next check (all $112.00) that “Christine” has simply mastered the whole Buffalo Bob Wiener Tuck Move as made famous in Silence of the lambs.

Let me get Dr Seuss on this one. Sex in the City? I think not. I would not shag that on a cot. I would not hit that. Not at all. I would not, could not dip my wick. I’d sooner use a pencil sharpener to trim my…….I think you get the point.