Here’s the latest trend and it’s called a Capsac.

This is the LATEST trend? I’m pretty sure they tried this shit in the 8o’s and we didn’t even want it then. We were wearing pants that had 732 pockets, hypercolor shirts and stupid shoes called jellies and we STILL decided that wasn’t tubular.

Seriously, think about it. You have an effing wallet on your forehead.  First you’re gonna get robbed and then you’re get the biggest wedgie of your life for looking like a complete assclown.

The Capsac? Really?

I’d rather have my head adorned with a scrotal sack.

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